It should all have been so easy!. Kev and Jim decided ages ago they were going as Mummys and my friend had given me an unwanted bolt of white fabric.
Doris had a plan. Easy Peasy.
I would show you the pictures but have not yet figured out how to get my memory card into this new [...]
Entries from October 2008
October 31, 2008
Halloween Costumes
October 28, 2008
No More Kisses For Me.
Jim refuses to kiss me in public anymore.
Claims it’s a gaikokujin ( foreigner) practice.
Wants us to blend better.
Inside the house is okay, but no more goodbye kisses on the doorstep when he leaves for school.
No more ‘hello’ kisses when I pick him up from school.
Life must be tough with a weird foreign parent.
October 28, 2008
Morning Joy.
So my friend and I are still doing our morning walks, this is week three. It is surprisingly enjoyable. I thought it would soon become a chore and I would see it as a waste of time, valuable time that could be spent watching The Shield which AXN is so kindly re-running right from the [...]
October 28, 2008
Pumpkin Heads and Strips of Cloth.
How I love a free day.
Morning walk, then blitz my house, then shopping for food for tomorrow.
Tomorrow we are having a get together for friends from an online group, a couple of whom I have met before, the rest not, I have only their online personas and fake names to go on. Should be interesting.
I [...]
October 28, 2008
FABULOUS!!
cheers for all the good wishes my friends.
I am back and fab. Got my new laptop, which has everything loaded and ready to run thanks to the genius that is Uncle Brick.
It’s a toshiba with a 19 inch screen and duel duo core rhythms or something, that’s all I know, well that and now my [...]
October 24, 2008
Sickness, Dis-ease and Pestilence.
I have a shiteous cold and there is not an ounce of tea or sympathy to be had around here.
The scientists came back and restored the boys’faces to their rightful owners, and no school today, just Kev, Kev, Kev, all day long!!
I want a big bowl of miso soup, but looks like I might have [...]
October 22, 2008
Face/Off
Scientist doctors have perfected a revolutionary technique made famous in the John Travolta/ Nick Cage film, whereby they transplant faces.
They have crept into my house in the dead of night and performed this proceedure on my two young sons.
Suddenly Jim, previously Mr Happy, sunshine of my life, walnut on my whip has turned into a [...]
October 22, 2008
Pumpkins Rot!
Who knew?
It stinks to high heaven I have had to put it outside and even then I could I smell it from the open upstairs window.
October 21, 2008
MacChoices
Going for lunch today with an old friend who is a Big Mac fan, not the horrible burger flipping corporate crap Big Macs, more the Mac Vs Windows type fan, so hopefully he can clarify some things for me and point me in the right direction.
The chicklets were out the door on time, all in [...]
October 21, 2008
Shoot me now!
After spending lunchtime at the neighbourhood BBQ, which about 50 people attended, and two women with small children and myself were the only people under the age of 80, I wandered home stuffed to the gilld and contemplated my ‘To Do’ list.
It inspired me to grab a blanket and lie down on the sofa just [...]
