Entries from June 2009

June 28, 2009

ROM and Is My HD Full?

I disappointed myself last night.
Not the fact that I couldn’t be fagged to make dinner so took the chicklets out for pasta, ( actually only 2 of them with me last night), nor the fact that when they said they’d rather watch The Simpsons movie, I let them rather than insisting we were on [...]

June 27, 2009

Dentists, Doctors and Dodgeball.

Another action packed weekend.
No work as it’s the last Saturday of the month.
Doris and Sunshine both have to go to the dentist. I took Doris first thing yesterday morning as she had been up half the night in pain. Somehow the grand canyon of cavities in her tooth escaped the dental inspection at school and [...]

June 26, 2009

The Baby Bird Has Passed.

He didn’t make it, despite the tofu and the eggs and the TLC, the baby bird died today.
One son is gutted, another has moved on, I will not name names.
Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett also passed on today. Sadly Farrah didn’t get much airtime, CNN devoted the entire day to Michael Jackson, though to [...]

June 25, 2009

Doctor Doolittle: Alive and Well in Japan.

I know my good friend Withering will laugh her way into a colostomy bag over this, it is Doctor Doolittle central over here. The now, happily and safely cooped chicken is attracting a lot of attention from the neighbours, who insist we keep it and that cock -a- doodle -dooing every morning would not bother [...]

June 25, 2009

Bad Parenting.

I dropped the ball, I was not on top of my game this week.
Wednesday, Jim had to go to for a follow up visit to the dentist. The plan was for him to go directly there when he finished school ( at 3 pm), it’s about a 5 minute walk. I would go there when [...]

June 25, 2009

Teenager Questions You don’t Want To Be Asked.

Mum, how much are engagement rings?
I’ll toddle off now and iron my head.

June 22, 2009

Heelys and Kickboards.

Young Jim is 9. My little one, ever my baby is now 9 years old. Actually I am lying it isn’t his birthday until Thursday but he had his party yesterday.
The days are long the years are short.
We dashed off to Toys R Us on Saturday morning where we purchased a kickboards and Uncle Brick [...]

June 18, 2009

Happy Families!

I thought I had covered it all, but yet again I find myself explaining the complex relationships of family members to my two fine young sons.
No Daddy is not married to Baa-chan( J. grandma) nor is he married to Aunty T, who is in fact his sister. Daddy is married to me. Daddy [...]

June 18, 2009

Words of Wisdom.

If you are frying breaded chicken don’t try and flip it with chopsticks.
Hot fat will splash on your hand.
While you are running your hand through cold water, 1) don’t leave the chicken on the heat and 2)
don’t do the exact same thing again with the chopsticks. Readers with a science background may be [...]

June 13, 2009

Channelling Madonna.

I think I might be. Channelling Madonna. I seem to be reinventing myself every five minutes just like Fab Madge.
I appear to have transformed myself into a ‘Yes’ Mama, saying ‘Yes’ to the kids’ insane demands.
” Can we have ice-cream?’ Absolutely, it is a God given right.
” Can I have socks?” For you [...]