Turns out I was wrong.
I don’t rock.
I invoked Benny and Bjorn wrongly and I apologise to them.
They still rock better than me.
So when she said Dracular she meant a Mummy, wrapping rags around a body is way harder than it looks. the event was planned for 8.00pm.
why? I do not know, seems I no longer need to be kept in the loop, I am on a need to know basis now.
She wanted the rag wrapping to commence at 6pm, I thought this would just mean a re-wrap at 6.30 and then again at 7.00, at 7.30 etc.
This time I was right.
When he said Harry Potter he meant Harry Potter dressed as Dracula, so a cape had to be found/created/woven from thin air.
I found/created/wove one from thin air and artfully attached it to the Gryffindor shirt with a couple of huge paper clips. I figure it’s dark anyway.
Turns out when Jim said ‘ghost’ he meant dracular, regular Dracular, not Harry Potter/Dracular or Brittany Spears /Dracular. Something went wrong though and he kind of came out as Camp Dracular, ‘camp’ as in ‘camp as a bottle of chips’.
I will rock harder tomorrow.