Today is the last day of school with no lunches, Praise Be!!!
From next Monday everyone is back in school full time. As the government talks about bringing back school on Saturdays
it makes me wonder, yet again, how they justify the entire waste of time that this week has been.
Doris at her new JHS, finished at 11.30 both yesterday and today. They haven’t even got their books yet, they have ‘ toured club’. this means they have wandered around the school checking out the various after school clubs that are available, maybe we can now all stop pretending that the point of going to JHS is about anything other than club affiliations and filling in the socialisation gaps from elementary school.
Oh stop moaning woman!
So I went to work and then at lunch time it was just me and the boys, so I took them out for a bite and they were both very pleasant. Kev of course did his usual trick of going missing on the way back to the car but we soon found him this time.
Doris had gone to Kana’s to play with the kitten and moan about what an animal hating old bag her mother is and how she isn’t allowed anything more exciting than a hedgehog.
Sunshine went off to study/suck face with The Love.
Feet and Sleuth doddered off to Kyoto to try and recapture their youth, good luck with that guys.
If today’s pollen count doesn’t do them in and no one’s knees give up, they should make it back to the comfort of my busom some time this evening.
I really must restock the beers in the fridge and notify the council that our output of cans for recycling will show a sharp increase and they shouldn’t consider giving anyone the weekend off, they’ll need all hands on deck.
In case a distant reader feels ‘ Jeez that woman is a bitch, ragging on her friends’, I will tell you they would expect nothing less, if they were left unragged upon they’d find it insulting. Ragging is our default method of communication. Indeed, even after a 6 year gap we fell right back into it;)