I know this because when I got in my car this morning there was a little piece of paper stuck to my windscreen. It said,
YOU HAVE A FRIEND.
I thought, ‘that’s nice’.
It wasn’t specific. It didn’t say, ‘ you have a hot friend who wants to hang out weekends’, or, ‘you have a rich friend who wants to give you money’, just, ‘you have a friend’.
Unfortunately it was raining and when I turned my wipers on the paper was gone.
Nevertheless, I do have a friend.